Dispatches from the Suitcase

(Almost) Every Tuesday

The Weekly is a substack about whatever I want. Sometimes it’s like this. Sometimes it isn’t. All I can promise you is that it will come out every Tuesday.Except, you know, when it doesn’t.

My brain is full of critical race theory and freedom convoys and myocarditis statistics and questions about January 6th and mask mandates and Durham’s case against Sussmann and election fraud and big tech censorship and globalists and the CCP. My bag is half-full of my burgeoning collection of conference chic and makeup and books and toiletries.

In 24 hours I will be in Orlando, Florida tucking myself in for the last solid sleep I expect to get until at least Sunday night.

It’s CPAC time.

A building with a very large alligator mouth leading up to the door, like the door is his throat and he's swallowing you. It is very cartoonish. On his bottom lip is written "Gatorland Orlando FL". Palm trees surround him

Here’s what you’re not getting today:

  • A substack.

Here’s what you will get instead:

  • In-depth CPAC coverage, which will appear in The New Republic

  • A collection of photographs and anecdotes published here, on this substack, bright and early on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday morning.

I can’t wait!

See you on the other side

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